Coworker Update Numero Dieci #BreakingAway10

I am contemplating buying larger frames for my glasses, and like how I look with a scarf. While I am shopping the web, I get an email from HR saying that I have been named chairperson of the Social Committee. My assignment is to organize the group and to manage our weekly and monthly employee celebrations. And oh yeah, the Big Company Meeting is coming up, so can I coordinate some entertainment. Now we are talking! Our committee is meeting today; some of the complainettes will attend. They are going to love it!


I immediately come up with my list of things to discuss with the group:

Instead of the usual apple and banana fruit basket at the reception desk, how about lemons, figs and apricots.
No more Taco Tuesday, let’s have Martedì Mozzarelline Fritte.
No more monthly birthday cakes, let’s switch out to Cannoli.
Friday bagel days, nope, fresh made Arancini instead.

Now about the vending machines:
No more Cheetos, we need to update to the following vending options:

• Pizza 
• Wine 
• Biscotti
  

The Big Company Meeting Ideas:

You will need to wait for that but it will be big in fact Bigger than Big, it will be Huge. Stay tuned for updates.