Coworkers Update Numero Due #BreakingAway2

I have taken to sitting on the sofa and reading the Sicilian Newspaper during my breaks. I spy the head complainer using the espresso machine. I greet her, “ciao, come va il tuo caffè?” She stares back at me. Since I bought the machine I maybe able to use this as leverage in the future.

I wear large headphones and loudly complain about how bad the Palermo soccer team plays the game.

I scream, "CAVOLO, CHE SQUADA DI MERDA!!!"

She leaves the breakroom and walks towards HR.

Accounting employee’s “going away potluck” signup posted on the refrigerator for contributions, next to my name I list, “The Feast of Seven Fishes.”

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