I have ditched my sweet ride due to the incident mentioned in "Coworker Update Numero Sei" and acquired a red Smart Car with a yellow roof. I commute my 270.37 kilometers with La Mia Macchina Stupida e Rossa e Gialla.
I drive through the open loading dock door and through the warehouse floor.
Up ahead I see the head complainer in the break area. You can't miss her, because she is always wearing the same outfit. A white pantsuit with a purple shawl like some Roman Senator. Marone a mi, how many pantsuits does she have?
The head complainer is at the vending machine buying her morning cheetos. I beep the horn several times, drive up and park between the coke and the cheetos machine.
I climb out of the drivers seat and say, "Buongiorno, come stai? Are you going to buy a coke? I need to unplug the coke machine so I can plug in La Macchina Stupida or I won't make it back home." She stares at me. What's her problem?
I then walk throughout the warehouse and office area, stuffing the suggestion boxes.I use fake names so they won't catch on. All suggestions are; that we close for the entire month of August con la vacanza.
#BreakingAway #MyInspiration
io consiglio che prendiamo l'intero mese di agosto come ferie!
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